Saturday, February 28, 2009

Here's a logic problem for you...

So, here's a math/logic problem for you. If you were someone who was renting an apartment, but thinking about buying a house in a year or so, and a bunch of people you knew were giving you crap about not making that decision sooner, would you:
a) Bow to peer pressure.
b) Start crying and tell them you just don't know what to do.
c) Argue with them at the staff lunch table for half an hour and get nowhere.
d) Use this awesome graph I just found and ask them one question: Would you buy a house right now if you were me looking at this graph?!

Friday, February 13, 2009

Bipartisanship is like Santa...sounds great but never exists.

So, basically I have two choices: I can take the Republican road by accepting big tax cuts that haven’t been proven successful over the last eight years and will put us into debt in the long run. Or, I can choose the Democrat road that involves huge government spending on things that may or may not help average Americans significantly, and may even be pork-barrel spending. Both choices put us into huge debt that the majority of the old, rich, white guys in Congress will never have to pay back.
At the end of the day, though, the Democrats at least included tax cuts to middle class Americans, investment in education, and technology, and infrastructure, all of which look to the FUTURE. I could care less if people can get a tax break for buying a car this year, but I do want our educational system to have long-term stability.
Republicans complained that they are not being included in the process, and that they were not given enough time to read the 1000 page bill. Guess what guys? This sounds awfully familiar….remember the PATRIOT ACT?! Congress was given very little time to read and digest that bill before it was crammed down their throats. And as for being included, Republicans turned up their noses at the Democratic minority for years, and now expect special treatment. You are the minority!
This may be an imperfect stimulus plan, but know I two things. One: trickle down economics don’t work, have never worked, and will never work. You can’t just give a crapload of cash to rich people and hope it magically ends up in the hands of everyone else. Just ask 95% of America. Two: in times of economic crisis in America, government spending, not tax cuts for the rich, have provided jobs. A Republican claimed this week that government has never created a job. I ask him, “What the hell was the New Deal moron?” Congress needs fundamental change, it is a disgusting body that spends most of its time trying to come up with gross overspending plans and whoring itself out to special interests. I wonder what we might accomplish if we fired 90% of Congress in 2010. I would run, but I don’t have $5 million dollars.
The stimulus plan is over 1000 pages long. Give my high school government classes $780 billion and I bet they could create a lot of jobs in 100 pages of B.S. or less.

Monday, February 9, 2009

Mogadishu Marauders


On Saturday night we held a very amateur photoshoot for my side project, Insanitees. It was a great time, complete with Portland hipster's favorite beer, Pabst Blue Ribbon. After a few adult beverages had been consumed, the shoot took a turn for the hilarious. Just ask Oliver what happened a few seconds after this picture was taken. (Hint: He can show you the claw marks.) Needless to say, a good time was had by all. You really can't go wrong with pizza, beer, a camera, and Nintendo Wii, can you? Special thanks to Oliver, Leah, Becky and Dawn for the fun night. Pictures of the event will shortly be available on the website, and stay tuned for a special grand opening Insanitees sale...

You can check out this fabulous display of current event fun at www.ohtheinsanitee.com or Insanitees

Friday, February 6, 2009

Frustrating Week

This has been a frustrating and stressful week, as the state of Oregon has revised budget shortfalls for February from $2 million to $7-16 million for the district I work for. Since this money was allocated at the beginning of the year, the district has to "pay the money back" to the state. The district is now contemplating cutting staff, or even cutting a few weeks off of the end of the school year to make up for the shortfall. It is infuriating that the first place the state looks for budget cuts is the schools, especially since Oregon's school funding is already extremely low compared to the national average. Time for a sales tax Oregon? No one likes taxes, but how else do you expect to pay for an excellent school system? In a moment of (admittedly) extreme bias, I saw this shirt and thought it brought up an excellent point. :-)

You can view the shirt at the Syracuse Cultural Workers website at http://syracuseculturalworkers.com/t-shirt-busy-teaching-school-unisex
Thanks to my mom for directing me to this site!

Monday, February 2, 2009

Storytime With Lincoln

There have been far too many serious Lincoln discussions lately, I decided it was time for some humor... I'm trying to decide if this would make a good t-shirt.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Inauguration 2009

Sunday Cartoon - Hopefully there will be at least one a week...the ideas come to me all the time, it just depends on whether I want to struggle through attempting to draw them.